The Bloggings of an English Girl.

The name's Yasmine , pleased to meet you.

This blog is sometimes NSFW, so here is your warning.

This is not a spoiler free blog.

 person(s) is/are lost
This is how Yasmine and I say hello:
  • Bria: FUCKING PENISES
  • Yasmine: DICKS
  • Yasmine: EVERYWHERE
  • Bria: SUCH COCKY GREETINGS
  • Bria: FROM ME TO YOU
  • Yasmine: ENOUGH PHALLAS' TO FEED THE WORLD.

  • Holly: you know what i realy want out of s5
  • Rachel T: a reveal?
  • Yasmine: sex?


  • Allan: what did you guys do to Europe
  • Yasmine: Ruled them
  • Yasmine: They're still bitter.

  • Holly: I could make
  • Holly: a Merthur tea..
  • Yasmine: Only recommended after a damn good rogering.

  • Rachel T: are you
  • Rachel T: wonder woman?
  • Yasmine: i needed food
  • Yasmine: and when it come to food. yes

  • Lilly: wat do you ship so far?
  • Yasmine: uhm
  • Yasmine: idk yet
  • Lilly: cause i was shipping since 5 mins in yo
  • Yasmine: superboy and his pod

Threesome with Colin and Bradley?
  • Cara: you'd have to liveblog it
  • Yasmine: ....
  • Yasmine: ikr
  • Yasmine: "COLIN IS ENTERING ME, IT FEELS GOOD"
  • Yasmine: "BRADLEY'S FINGERS ARE LIKE MAGIC"
  • Yasmine: i mean how AWKWARD would that be?
  • Cara: HILARIOUS
  • Yasmine: like "HANG ON, I CAN'T ORGASM YET, GOTTA UPDATE TUMBLR ON THE SITUATION"
  • Colin & Bradley: "OH YEAH SURE, THAT IS FINE, I'LL STOP THRUSTING FOR A MO"


Rachel watches Captain America
  • Rachel T: OMG STEVE LET ME LOVE YOU OMG
  • Rachel T: YOU SEXY MAN CAKE YOU

  • Marit: WHY
  • Marit: DID
  • Marit: IT
  • Marit: SEND
  • Marit: THAT
  • Marit: TO
  • Marit: THE
  • Marit: KID
  • Marit: FROM
  • Marit: SCHOOL
  • Marit: OMG
  • Hilda: lol
  • Marit: let me die
  • Hilda: Noooo
  • Marit: yas
  • Yasmine: what did you SAY
  • Marit: i said
  • Marit: HOW CAN THEYD HVAE SO MANY ORGASMS IN SO LITTLE TIME
  • Marit: he asked me if i'm drunk
  • Marit: i said yes
  • Mairt: omg
  • Marit: this was basically social suicide

Rachel tells me which bit of Tangled she wants me to gif...
  • Yasmine: WHICH BIT
  • Yasmine: ?
  • Rachel T: THAT BIT

  • Yasmine: THAT
  • Yasmine: IS
  • Yasmine: MY
  • Yasmine: FAVE
  • Yasmine: BIT
  • Yasmine: EVER
  • Yasmine: HE IS
  • Yasmine: LIKE
  • Yasmine: SO SAD
  • Rachel T: I KNOW
  • Rachel T: AND THEN
  • Yasmine: THAT HIS UNCLE HATES HIM
  • Rachel T: IROH IS SO
  • Rachel T: HAPPY AND
  • Yasmine: AND HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE SURE HE AT LEAST
  • Rachel T: JDLSJMDLS;ACMA;L
  • Yasmine: GETS THE WORDS OUT
  • Yasmine: TO MAYBE GET HIM TO UNDERSTAND
  • Yasmine: BUT
  • Yasmine: IROH KNOWS
  • Yasmine: HIS NEPHEW
  • Yasmine: BETTER THAN HIS NEPHEW KNOWS HIMSELF
  • Yasmine: AND HE JUST
  • Yasmine: KNEW
  • Yasmine: OR AT LEAST HOPED SO FUCKING MUCH
  • Rachel T: and he just
  • Rachel T: LOVES HIM
  • Rachel T: SO MUCH
  • Rachel T: AND
  • Rachel T: HKLADFMLKAD
  • Yasmine: AND IT IS JUST THE HAPPIEST MOMENT
  • Rachel T: I KNWO
  • Rachel T: KNOW*
  • Yasmine: OF BOTH OF THEIR LIVES
  • Yasmine: AND THE ARE THE ONLY FAMILY
  • Yasmine: THE OTHER HAS LEFT
  • Yasmine: THAT REALLY
  • Yasmine: COUNTS
  • Yasmine: I CAN'T

  • Marit: why is the next spn ep called "the benders"
  • Yasmine: because gays

  • Cara: Merlin - Series 5 - Another Big Star Guest Star Revealed
  • Cara: james fox
  • Cara: hmmmm
  • Cara: omg he's really old ok